HEART[round]WORM (Dirofilaria immitis)
People love dogs for all the right reasons! However, we're not the only ones. HEART[round]WORMS love dogs (and cats, and more...) for all the WRONG reasons. Show some love to your furry friend(s) and make sure to treat them to prevent this potentially deadly parasitic infection. WHO'S A GOOD HUMAN??? YES, YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!!!
(So, what do dogs love? ANYTHING THAT SQUEAKS! It has long been established that some wonderfully sick, twisted, and warped minds work at GIANT MICROBES. Still need further proof? Hold this plush WORM in your hand and press on its heart. OF COURSE, IT SQUEAKS! We carried these for YEARS before we grabbed one out of a box and "discovered" this when it yelled at us!!! We do NOT recommend this as a squeak toy as even a toothless Chihuahua could shred this in seconds, but it is a wickedly hysterical feature!)