Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply won the “race” involving the gametes of your mother and father. Hopefully, this isn’t the only thing you’ll win in life, but at least it’s an important start. Why not celebrate with this rude Romper Bodysuit!

Key Features :

• Width Around Torso/Length: NB 14.5"x 10.25" | 6M 16"x 11.25" | 12M 18.5"x 12" | 18M 21"x 13.5" | 24M 11.25"x 15.25"
• Comfortable fitted cut with snap closure | unisex garment
• Machine Wash Cold | Tumble Dry Low | Do Not Iron
• Our graphic designs make unique gifts for every holiday and occasion
• Please refer to images for more details

Payments are required at the time of purchase and are processed via the eBay/Paypal system.

We do our best to ship all orders within 1 business day of payment clearing. Expedited shipping and 2 day air shipping are available. If an item is refused or returned to us with an incorrect/insufficient address we reserve the right to deduct the return shipping charges from a refund on the order.

In case of a problem with our product, please contact us and we will get back to you as soon as possible, usually that day, no more than 1 business day.

We will accept all returns within 30 days of your item being delivered as long as the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used or if they have a manufacturers defect. We will gladly issue an exchange for your item(s) if you ordered the incorrect size, color, or graphic within 30 days of item delivery provided the item(s) are in their original condition and have not been used. Merchandise that has been worn, used, or altered will not be accepted for return or exchange. We reserve the right to withhold shipping costs from refunded purchases.

Return shipping fees are to be paid by the buyer, unless the return/exchange is a result of an item/order defect or incorrect listing information. Refunds will only be issued after receipt of the item in its original condition or with a manufacturer defect.

We also do NOT issue partial refunds for items if an issue arises. The item must be returned and a refund will be issued upon its arrival. Please note fraudulent claims/buyers will be reported to eBay and the selling community.