Calling all Alpha Geeks, Computer Wizards, Internet Junkies, and those who prefer virtual reality to the real thing!  If you look at your carbon-based family as nothing more than bad software in serious need of some major rebooting, then this shirt might be for you.  Proclaim your true love to your REAL Mother...the one who ALWAYS takes you where you want to go!  Perfect for wearing to your next computer club meeting, the next MACWORLD or C.E.S. conference, while watching The Big Bang Theory or to warn the world, "Watch out!  I have a computer and I'm not afraid to use it!"

IMPORTANT DEAL:  While supplies last, we are offering this TWOFER SPECIAL DEAL!  Purchase this T-shirt in any size along with the matching tote bag (Please see ebay item # 111176083411--see the above last photo) and receive a $5.00 refund to your account, not our usual postage-savings refund for a multi-item purchase.  This STILL includes free shipping to any U.S. address.  Why are you still sitting there with your jaw on your keyboard???  Act NOW while we still have some left!!!

Trying to make some room in our warehouse!  Up for sale is a humorous computer technology T-shirt from the ABSURDITEES line of ATLAS SCREEN PRINTING.  This design was just retired this past spring at which time the printer sold all of their remaining inventory to us.  I need the space so am offering these for the last time until they are gone.  These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, preshrunk 100% cotton shirts, available in size SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, and/or XXL (EXTRA EXTRA LARGE, DOUBLE XL, 2XL).  This is an original, multi-color design, screen-printed onto GILDAN ULTRA COTTON shirts for durability and long life...this is NOT some cheap iron-on design.  Suggested to sell for $25.00 ($27.00 for 2XL) and up (plus postage), I am offering all that I have left for $22.00 each ($23.00 for 2XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.  You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.  For even greater savings, see the special deal offered below.  International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.