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Autographed, By THE Greatest American Super Hero himself! Bobble Head - Action Figure Hand Made! The ONLY one in the World! This high quality, Bobble Head - Action Figure was made to perpetuate the legend into eternity! Constructed from the escevated bones of extinct Gryphons. The griffin, griffon, or gryphon (Greek: γρύφων, grýphōn, or γρύπων, grýpōn, early form γρύψ, grýps; Latin: gryphus) is a legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. As the lion was traditionally considered the king of the beasts and the eagle was the king of the birds, the griffin was thought to be an especially powerful and majestic creature. The griffin was also thought of as king of the creatures. These bones were meticulously crushed by the hands of a seculded sect of warrior monks, in the remote mountains of South West Asia. The bones were then molded using a glue like substance, mixed according to a secret reciepe concocted from the salavations of the Komodo Dragons and the dung of the ferocious Gelada Baboon. The resulting clay was blessed by the senior monk who then disappeared into the remote wilderness to never be seen or heard from again. This mixture was then molded into an exact likeness as you see here. The paints are pigments from the Poision Dart Frogs glands that were mixed with viper milk to achive thier dark alluring hues, and applied with brushes made from a Siberian Wild Boar's pelt. The Weapon, carved from the claw of an Alaskan Grizzly Bear has magnificent details that glisten in the light...
This Boble Head can be yours forever *. The only one made in the world (up until now)...
Critics Agree: "There's more manliness in this 8 inch toy than the combined manhood of maryland." "Is that a bobble head in your pocket or does your junk have epilepsy" "The ONLY things that have intimidated me more were Chuck Norris and The Myamyr!"
Warning: DO NOT put this bobble head on your desk. It will intimidate you, and may try to kill you... *Your only other chance of seeing this Hero is right before he kills you. Don't let him deliver it personally, it could be a trap!
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Greatest American Super Hero Bobble Head, Action Figure
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