Do you suspect that alien beings are controling your dogs mind?

Do you fear your dogs psychic powers are growing too strong?

Well fear no more. This handcrafted tinfoil dog helmet blocks both incoming and outgoing signals to your dogs brain.

( This helmet has been specially crafted and tuned so don't think you can just go and get some tinfoil and brown tape and make your own)

Buy it now and protect your friends and family!!!


On 23-Jan-12 at 23:03:00 GMT, seller added the following information:

Dear luurtsema33,

Hi there,just seen this great item advertised and wondered if you do different sizes ? or does one size fit all ?
as iv got a feeling this would suit my african grey parrot
p.s would you combine postage costs on multiple items as i have 5 birds :)

- youngy1976

 

Dear Youngy1976,

yes other sizes are available or I can offer a tailoring service.
If you would like a custom made helmet could you please provide me with the measurements of your birds head/heads.

Regards
Luurtsema33

p.s. I am happy to combine the postage costs on up to ten items.

 

 

Dear luurtsema33,

Is there a chin strap on the helmet.? I would need a strap as the helmet would blow off when my dog is on the back of the motorbike.Many thanks.
Rab

- bluebobb

 

 

dear bluebobb,

You should be fine.We find that the static field generated within the hat generally holds it on at speeds of upto to 95 miles per hour although this can vary depending on the breed of your dog.

regards
luurtsema33

Dear luurtsema33,

Ah that sounds spot on.Only other thing is,will the static whilst holding the helmet on my dogs head at high speed cause my dogs hair to stand on end when helmet is remove?This would not do as he is very self concious about his appearance.Vain to a fault he is.
Rab

- bluebobb

 

 

Dear rab

yes his hair will stand on end a bit when he first takes it off but you'll just have to tell him there is a price to be paid for being a psychicly protected motorbiking dog. he's just going to have to put up with it. ;-)

cheers mark

 

Dear luurtsema33,

hi there, this is a very good idea as I am worried about my dog and aliens taking it over but I have a quiestion regarding this fab helmet..
will it fit my 10 week old jack russel pups head and does it protect from all aliens or just some?
reason I ask is that I am getting some bother from some green and grey alien life forms from the planet septica as they can only communicate with dogs..
would it protect from them as they seem to be everywhere..
please reply back as I am worried about my little pup..

many thanks...
bluenose

ps. I hope you make this question available for all to see as I think its important everyone sees it incase they have the same question..

- bluenose73

 

Dear bluenose,

The helmet can be easily adjusted to fit any dog and can be readjusted as your dog grows so there will be no need to buy another one next year.
The helmet completely blocks all signals in or out of your dogs brain. There are a huge number of planets out there wanting to communicate with your dog, some good , some bad but I find its better to be safe than sorry.

regards
luurtsema33

 

Dear luurtsema33,

hey thanks for the quick reply - one more question though.. you say it blocks all signals in and out of the dogs brains - could these signals cross into normal every day life so my dog wont be able to go to the shop and get the morning papers? and what if a planet full of ET'S all turned up - they were friendly wee things who didnt want to harm anyone - would the signals still be blocked?

thanks again
bluenose

ps - I hope your putting these questions on the listing page - people need to know this information.

- bluenose73

 

dear bluenose,

the helmet is fully programable so both you and your dog are able to customise the signal ranges blocked. think of it like a radio, you can scan about and check the incoming signals in your current location, if you like them you can keep listening or if not you can add them to your block list. its very intuative and im sure you wont need a manual.

cheers

- luurtsema33

 

 

 

Dear luurtsema33,

How do you know that the aliens cannot penetrate the dogs mind ?
He could be a sleeper agent !

- greg1394

 

ear greg1394,

the helmet was tested on several human subjects before we tried it on a dog as dog brains are infinitly more complicated than a human brain. If you are questioning the existance of aliens or thier plot to take over the world thru dogs then you need to get out more. Anytime you see a woman dressed entirely in pink with her dog in a bag or two men wearing matching adidas tracksuits with a dog on a bit of rope you are really seeing the first wave of alien mindcontroled dogs and thier enslaved owners.

regards luurtsema33

 

 

Dear luurtsema33,

Do these come in any other colour?

- cindyx0127

 

dear cindyx0127

yes im sorry but I am only able to make silver ones at the moment.

regards luurtsema33

 

 

 

Dear luurtsema33,

Hi there do you make these helmets for budgies? Think the aliens are communicating with wee joey and it has to stop!!

- 4776stevenr

 


dear 4776stevenr,

Hi this is a common question .yes other sizes are available or I can offer a tailoring service.If you would like a custom made helmet could you please provide me with the measurements of your birds head/heads.

regards
luurtsema33

 

 

Dear luurtsema33,

were any dogs harmed in the making of this product?

- hallett1873

 

dear hallett1873,

no, this products protects dogs.

regards
luurtsema33


On 23-Jan-12 at 23:42:46 GMT, seller added the following information:

Hi luurtsema33

Is your dog dead? Is that why you are getting rid of it? My dog would sense the death in the helmet so I'd rather know up-front.

TY
BW30

 

Dear billywise30,

No my dog is fine he just has the new version of the helmet and doesnt need this one anymore. His new one has silver tape.

Regards
luurtsema33


On 25-Jan-12 at 09:56:48 GMT, seller added the following information:

Dear luurtsema33,

Just enquiring as to whether this beautifully constructed helmet will also protect my pooch from inter-dementional shadow postal employees and ginger coloured pot bellied fairies from the bottom of my garden. And stop them from planting unanswerable questions like, why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one or if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it. Fluffals and spot seem to be having some serious issues with this phenomenon. They are becoming very unsettled and aren't enjoying their pigs ears and rubber rings. I'm hoping this helmet will be the miracle cure and me and my pooches can all sit back in front of the tv and continue going through our "littlest Hobo" and "lassie" DVD collection. Thanks in advance.

- indiamalove4
 
dear indiamalove4,

I'm sorry but  the helmet only offers protection against airborne signals at the moment. Sounds to me like some of your dogs problems have physically manifested into our reality which is a much more serious problem. I am working on a pair of eye glasses that could stop your dog from seeing the fairies but they wont be finishes for a few months yet . The helmet will still cut out a massive range of incoming signals so atleast thier little minds will be free from unwanted signals.

Regards
luurtsema33

ps. when my dog is stressed out i find watching one man and his dog calms him right down but he is a sheep dog.
 


On 25-Jan-12 at 21:08:34 GMT, seller added the following information:

Dear submariner,

the best way for you to speed up the process is to put a nice big bid on this item and i'll use the money for research and development. couple of million would do, just enough so i can build my new top secret lab in the bahamas and get to work on the human version. Two weeks might be pushing it a bit but i would give it a good go.

cheers

- luurtsema33



From: a_submariner
To: luurtsema33
Subject: Re: Details about the item: a_submariner sent a message about Dog safety helmet (tinfoil) #260940483307
Sent Date: 25-Jan-12 20:58:18 GMT

Dear luurtsema33,

Hurry up then please i go on holiday in 2 weeks.

- a_submariner